Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 23 hours agoNot all dogs have jobs and I think they should get to wear little vests toolemmy.todayimagemessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up1149arrow-down11
arrow-up1148arrow-down1imageNot all dogs have jobs and I think they should get to wear little vests toolemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 23 hours agomessage-square8linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 19 hours agohe looks like a capybara who made a wish to become humanlemmy.todayimagemessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up1212arrow-down18
arrow-up1204arrow-down1imagehe looks like a capybara who made a wish to become humanlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 19 hours agomessage-square6linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 3 days agoI am literally judging books by their cover and they assume I am a prophet.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square106linkfedilinkarrow-up1624arrow-down113
arrow-up1611arrow-down1imageI am literally judging books by their cover and they assume I am a prophet.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square106linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agoAI dick sucker $40 an hourlemmy.todayimagemessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up1206arrow-down14
arrow-up1202arrow-down1imageAI dick sucker $40 an hourlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square5linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 days agoI love this post because they said (Vegan) like it's a fallout skill checklemmy.todayimagemessage-square111linkfedilinkarrow-up1556arrow-down117
arrow-up1539arrow-down1imageI love this post because they said (Vegan) like it's a fallout skill checklemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square111linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agoBiblical swarms of horny flying ants so huge they're mistaken for rain on radarlemmy.todayimagemessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up145arrow-down10
arrow-up145arrow-down1imageBiblical swarms of horny flying ants so huge they're mistaken for rain on radarlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square6linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agoIf I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square11linkfedilinkarrow-up1186arrow-down15
arrow-up1181arrow-down1imageIf I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square11linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agoWe got adolf twinkler over herelemmy.todayimagemessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up1282arrow-down18
arrow-up1274arrow-down1imageWe got adolf twinkler over herelemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square13linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 6 days agorolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwichlemmy.todayimagemessage-square11linkfedilinkarrow-up1335arrow-down18
arrow-up1327arrow-down1imagerolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwichlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square11linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 days agoUnholy drink cloacalemmy.todayimagemessage-square28linkfedilinkarrow-up1216arrow-down118
arrow-up1198arrow-down1imageUnholy drink cloacalemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square28linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 days agoI've boarded flights on percents you wouldn't go to the bathroom withlemmy.todayimagemessage-square54linkfedilinkarrow-up1385arrow-down110
arrow-up1375arrow-down1imageI've boarded flights on percents you wouldn't go to the bathroom withlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square54linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 6 days agoMayonnaise is just sandwich lotionlemmy.todayimagemessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up160arrow-down17
arrow-up153arrow-down1imageMayonnaise is just sandwich lotionlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square3linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · edit-24 days agoBrandNewSentence needs another mod (Found)plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down10
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareBrandNewSentence needs another mod (Found)plus-squareWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · edit-24 days agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 days agoThe fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. You're vertical. Act like it.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square18linkfedilinkarrow-up1456arrow-down19
arrow-up1447arrow-down1imageThe fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. You're vertical. Act like it.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square18linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 days agoreal sex is when one girl is fully clothed with long black gloves on, and the other girl is nude while being methodically tormentedlemmy.todayimagemessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up162arrow-down115
arrow-up147arrow-down1imagereal sex is when one girl is fully clothed with long black gloves on, and the other girl is nude while being methodically tormentedlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square13linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 days agoIt's Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain Americalemmy.todayimagemessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up1141arrow-down111
arrow-up1130arrow-down1imageIt's Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain Americalemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square9linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 10 days agoThe puritan modesty protecting sticker covering my takeout root beer's virgin hole didn't tear cleanlylemmy.todayimagemessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up161arrow-down11
arrow-up160arrow-down1imageThe puritan modesty protecting sticker covering my takeout root beer's virgin hole didn't tear cleanlylemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square3linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 10 days agoI'm new to succulents, is it supposed to try and hug me?lemmy.todayimagemessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up1118arrow-down11
arrow-up1117arrow-down1imageI'm new to succulents, is it supposed to try and hug me?lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square4linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 11 days agoPools are probably fine for urine, but probably not big enough for corpses.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up1182arrow-down12
arrow-up1180arrow-down1imagePools are probably fine for urine, but probably not big enough for corpses.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square10linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 11 days agoour policy think tank is fully aware of what shape the planet currently islemmy.todayimagemessage-square11linkfedilinkarrow-up193arrow-down10
arrow-up193arrow-down1imageour policy think tank is fully aware of what shape the planet currently islemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square11linkfedilink
