• Goblin [any]@hexbear.net
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    14 hours ago

    I don’t have any marketable skills but you could hire me as a western jester. If you tell me to dance like a monkey I’ll do it. Please China, please 🥺

    • JustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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      11 hours ago

      If you tell me to dance like a monkey I’ll do it.

      Can you afford to get there on a tourist visa? I forget the name for “white monkey” jobs but there’s an industry (and I think still demand) for sure. Also just about any university qualification can get you an English teaching job in a bunch of actually-existing-communism countries still. I know that’s out of reach for most people but fuck it, if you leave after graduation who’s gonna try and debt collect the loans? lol