…is that my instinctive reaction to being shot at is to make italian noises
pop pop pop pop
AYYYY IM SKIRMISHIN HEREenemies start backcapping a point you just moved away from
Just when I was out, they pull me back in.
Valid
I have an intense fear of snipers, thermals, artillery, GBU SDB or MARUK anti-tank missiles being laser-guided to my position, and engaging in urban combat.
Also mines. Fuck mines.
Me firing:
Me being fired upon:
And yeah fuck thermals
Command, we got wounded I-talians down here, please advise, over.
Roger that soldier. Go to your MRE box and get the spaghetti and tomato paste MRE, then hand that to the I-talian wounded.
But command, how will that save them?
Save? It’s for finishing them off.
As the bullet pierces my skin, the pasta expells from my mouth
mamma mia wa moblabula balamala mamma mia!
