Kissinger has turned 100.
I actually hope he lives longer. I want him to see his life’s work crumble before his eyes.
I wish life on my enemies
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Immortality is the poisoned gift. An unequaled punishment. The judgment of infinity.
Can we call him “The ancient Evil” now?
This gender neutral bathroom is taking way too long to open
HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE
Been wondering the same, about him and other decrepit monsters (i.e. Biden). How did they all skim through COVID without any apparent issue? How do they keep staying alive despite the old age and likely terrible lifestyle in their youths? Some even manage to print out babies.
It seems that the quality of healthcare afforded to the higher echelons of the bourgeoisie is well beyond what we, on the ground, are even aware of. Transplantation of fresh organs, perhaps? Something more fantastic?
This conversation is about to make me CONSPIRACIST
At first I was wondering if @shrike502 was going to suggest COVID was a bio weapon and they released it knowing that they had the tech to stop them from dying of it.
Vampire
“bad habits die hard” they say
I hope he dies in minecraft
According to utility calculus, 8 billion people x 70 years with Kissinger on average = 560 billion PSY (Productive Suffering Years), however 1 Satan x eternity with Kissinger = infinite PSY. Liturgically, it is better this way.
Oh shit oh fuck. Terry please speak to the Death, what the fuck is he doing???
the oldest confirmed man lived to 116. so set your dates to 2039 at the latest.
Sed contra, maybe the gods are keeping him alive long enough to see the total destruction of the world he created.
Day fucking ruined
Good, there is still time to gulag the fucker before he croaks
Opened Feddit Day ruined
