I guess they skipped that one for us since no one that went to that church bought new cars. Luckily they had the other terrible metaphors to poison us with
They did not work on my hick ass and it still doesn’t work, new car means shit half the time especially now. Give me an old piece of work that has no luxury and makes weird noises when I shift it going 60 but only when going up a 45 degree slope.
“Older Beatles are very valuable and sometimes turn into earth saving robots.” They were probably right that getting a bunch of middle schoolers heavily into Transformers lore would curtail premarital sex
What’s the car one? I remember the others from childhood.
Same as the rest. Preowned are worth less. What they all boil down to.
I guess they skipped that one for us since no one that went to that church bought new cars. Luckily they had the other terrible metaphors to poison us with
They did not work on my hick ass and it still doesn’t work, new car means shit half the time especially now. Give me an old piece of work that has no luxury and makes weird noises when I shift it going 60 but only when going up a 45 degree slope.
Heyyyy. I make lot of noise when going up a slope.
I can fix her
“oh so i should only date older women, because it’s easier to get spare parts and they aren’t electronically locked down to prevent maintenance?”
A beetle from 1947 is like a million dollar car?
“Older Beatles are very valuable and sometimes turn into earth saving robots.” They were probably right that getting a bunch of middle schoolers heavily into Transformers lore would curtail premarital sex