I’ll be real man my rants about leftist politics are not getting me laid
“Those ethereal bisexuals and long legged socialists are tough nuts to crack”
Rants: no
Generally being involved with leftist activism: yes
But sharkfucker… you’re looking in the wrong place anyway. Have you tried throwing chum into the ocean? I hear sharks love chum.
I’m looking for a rare land shark at the moment. They’re quite elusive
Whenever I ask a man if he’s a communist and he says no, I proceed not to have sex with him. I think if they said yes, they’d get laid.
That’s funny because when I got in to communism it was more like, “You’re telling me I don’t have to fuck and I just get to read books? Sign me up!”
Reject reproduction, embrace the theories
Well communism did get him laid, twice
Better yet, I’ll find a Communist to sleep with so that I don’t have to read theory. They’ll just read it to me as a bed time story right?
I heard his nephew was named Karl
Does listeing to s4a while I play beamng count as reading theory?
Tried just reading theory undistracted on a my old kindle but I bounced off it.
