If an owl were to exist in the cartoon…

He would sing.

At this point, I think it’s time to dam the rivers and cut off the electricity. Fuck these assholes.

How about the US do something productive about climate change, instead of actively making the situation worse and then blaming other countries for the repercussions?

Well then…Canada should just start charging the US for the cost of the wildfires, since they’ve abandoned all efforts to deal with climate change.

Of course he is.

Well, at least we know this can only happen 98 times, by mistake.

Why does archive.is never work for me?

So much fascism in so little time.

Fans of Russia will always brag about how many Russian soldiers died fighting Nazis in WW2, like it’s proof of how committed they were to fighting Nazis.

Like, man…that is not the “own” you think it is.

It’s almost like Russia has a terrible military record, and treats their soldiers like chum. Just toss them in the water, and let them get chewed up. Cool, man. That’s great. But, why?

Remember when the Biden Crime Family just openly charged fees for insider trading information?

Yeah. Me neither.

Ummm…except that it’s illegal to charge money for services already covered under the Canada Health Act? All this does, is allow rich people to skip the triage priority list and get care before people who actually need it sooner.

This is literally what Elon Musk did. He’s calling two of his data centers “Colossus 1” and “Colossus 2”…after this movie.

I think that’s a toenail, not a thumbnail.

Aaww. Did Trump not give them enough time to make some bets on Polymarket? I guess these Republicans aren’t in the “inner circle”.

And I can’t help but wonder if the GOP found something to buy him off with.

AIPAC bought him off first, and now Trump is offering to fund his entire reelection campaign if he decides to switch parties. So, yeah.

If her and Elon Musk ever decided to have a kid, they would absolutely produce the anti-Christ.

The problem with all of this, is that the average Trump voter is too stupid to make the connection between Trump’s policy decisions, and their painfully obvious outcomes.

It’s funny you mentioned that…we just switched to Workday at my job about a month ago. So far, nothing works properly. Everyone’s hours have all been wrong, and no one can figure out why the system keeps fucking things up. It’s actually pretty hilarious. You feed it simple, basic data…and it spits out garbage.

Don’t mistake this for some sign of empathy…it’s not. They are going to use these incidents to ask for more funding…not to slow down Trump’s agenda.

That’s what happens when you lay off all the folks that were there to monitor this kind of shit.