I finally understand!

I hope that’s the 17th file and not something creepier.

I would find it irresistible to do, “So long, and thanks for all the fish.”

Were they moved there from Mar-a-lago’s bathroom?

China said they wouldn’t negotiate until tariffs came down. They didn’t, now tariffs are paused, and negotiations are starting. China is clearly in the driver’s seat and they just shoved trump’s binky in his mouth.

The last advice my therapist ever gave me will hang with me forever: “If you’re not willing to open up to me you won’t get much from these sessions.”

I think they were featured on Penn and Teller’s old show Bullshit!

Pessimists say the episode is half terrible. Optimists say the episode is half-great (compared to Code of Honor).

A perfect place for succulents

For those unfamiliar, Dawarich is a self hosted location tracker / timeline

Thank you for that. Its surprising how long that takes to answer when I see some release announcements. Especially over on Mastodon.

I showed this to my wife and a few minutes later she shared an ebay listing for the Stelton wood and chrome shakers like the ones used for McCoy’s laser scalpel, and now a pair are headed to us.

“I was just thinking yesterday we needed better shakers.”

No person in history has ever used one of those phaser-shakers for salt or pepper, right?

I still want them. I want to put them between my MST3k funko pops and my MASH vodka IV bottle.

I had so many Giraffe-ticks in my base I was constantly using it to scare them off. The rest of the times I left the jams running.

Many of the best MST3k episodes (Manos notwithstanding) are decent enough B movies, they’re just very mockable.

We have an American Pope. But it not being Micheal Ian Black is a wound my younger self may never recover from.

Pretty sure its the Spider Man theme tune.

“Montage music and sciency shit” made me think of the “Industry, science and technology” riff from MST3k the Movie

Big men sticking screw drivers into things - turning them - AND ADJUSTING THEM!

Is this like Publisher’s Clearing House? Will people show up at my door with balloons and big novelty hat to tell me I won?

I played enough Zork that I’m never surprised by grues.