midlife crisis

2003

And they’re losing players because the maps and skins they’re putting out aren’t good

It’s hilarious

Hemorrhaging players to Battlefield 6, which is also now hemorrhaging players because they’re all a bunch of blithering dunderheads

🎵 AND IT WAS ALSO THE NIGHT THAT THE SKELETONS CAME TO LIFE!🎵

Well, of course it outsold the ps5, it’s $300 cheaper

Your Pathfinder GM seems to be kind of bad at running a game

A) He shouldn’t be telling you how your character behaves or believes, because that is your role

B) Pathfinder encourages the GM to come up with ways to keep the party moving forward even with bad dice rolls, so his failure to do so implies a lack of imagination

C) Archetypes aren’t always about finding the best fit (if that were true, nobody would ever play humans), but rather about having fun with it. I’ve played and GM’d all sorts of interesting characters. Some were min/maxed and some weren’t. But at the end of the day, my minotaur inspector performed just as admirably as my catfolk monk or my friends psychic umbrella. It’s up to the GM to work with the players to make a positive experience.

D) alsp Pathfinder 2e doesn’t have critical successes need confirmation. If you rolled a natural 20, you get one degree of success higher than normal, which is usually a critical hit. If your roll exceeds the DC or AC by 10, that’s also a critical success. Your GM is not working with you, he’s working against you

I am going to set myself (no self-injury talk) up for success with my plan to [HEAVILY REDACTED]

The Resistance games are pretty good if you want some FPS action

Same people who did Ratchet and Clank, so the weapons have additional mechanics

Also, whatever Ratchet and Clank games are on PS3, there was several and they’re all good

Gonna start calling my leavings ‘honor’ from here on out

I haven’t even gotten to the Requiem Dragons, Vorpal Dragons or Barrage Dragons yet

Switch to Pathfinder

same basic bear, far less racism

Also, their dragons are weirder and cooler

And yes, you can make friends (or at least temporary allies) with every kind of dragon because they treat them like living things with thoughts and personalities

I still remember that lady who wanted to change her primary vote because she found out was gay

Get rekt skrub

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