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Canada’s still the one stuck with Americans to your south. Stay frosty.

An android girl somewhere: whoa, hey, okay, slow down. now hear me out…

No one’s going to stop your type from making accounts in conservative forums like Fox news, OANN, Reddit, Truth Social, etc. if you want their opinions. Are your kind somehow unable or unwilling to put the effort in to do that? Is it too difficult to have a fediverse tab open alongside your conservative friends’ forums?

What does your kind do when the forums you stray into decline to agree with you? Sarcastically suggest that they adopt your “reasonable” and “enlightened” thinking while casually jumping to the farthest extreme suggestions you types can? I rarely see liberal points of view being accepted as uncomfortable truths in conservative media, what makes you people think those opposing your guys’ mentality would act any differently in that regard?

As many conservatives would tell you if you’re a liberal, “If your kind don’t like how we do things around here, feel free to leave and don’t come back!”

what no why

no

Kaboom.

Can’t say I have, but given the average person’s propensity for laziness, I’m thoroughly unsurprised. Knew a medic that served aboard an aircraft carrier, and they regaled me with horror stories about how those things are nuclear-powered floating disease factories.

Annie waits for the last time

Just the same as the last time

• Ben

Possibly quite a bit less than you’d think, as I see many delivery people and those in fulfillment centers wearing work gloves of some kind. That said, there are always outliers.

Very carefully

Then how’s he not seeing all the dogs getting scritches and hugs, dogs running around with kids having a great time, dogs snuggled up and sleeping next to their humans, dogs going on walks and runs with their humans, dogs going fishing and camping, dogs leaving a rescue with their forever companions?

I mean, a polite “While I do appreciate your interest in me, I must decline.” would’ve sufficed. But I suppose fleeing in abject terror is also an option.

Run around stark naked doing somersaults while ripping his hair out screaming “We’re aaaaaalllll gonna diiiiiiiiie!” sounds appropriate, does it not? No!? Yeah, I didn’t think so, either.

Probably not.

Tiger: I bet some weirdo is gonna make a meme of me takin a bath

You dirty rat.

😮 Wow, that’s really beautifully done! All the little details really bring it together!

the only thing really stopping you two is you two

I showed the manager my nuts, they said it was impossible. So I put ‘em back on the bolts and left. Screw those guys.

I’ll take it, I’m pretty sure it can be rigged into a human-portable focused death ray.