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  • She must have fallen from the ugly tree and hit every ugly branch on the way down: Her eyes are 10x larger than normal and are way too far apart. Does she have double vision like looking through binoculars with the eyepieces too far apart? Her nose is almost non existent. She probably snores something awful. It’s no wonder she looks anorexic, she probably can’t get more than one kernel of rice in her mouth at a time. I wonder if she could even fit a toothbrush in that rice hole? I kind of doubt she has ever showered. Her hair is so greasy it sticks together. The smell of Her would probably kill. Her ears aren’t very visible but I bet they aren’t normal either.

    Beer goggles wouldn’t make her grotesque, disproportionate face pretty. The only woman uglier than her is the one painted by Picasso.

    Asian cartoon communities are like a hydra, block one and two more pop up in its place. I need a hero. Herc, kill it for me.




  • blur457@lemmy.ziptoMemes@lemmy.mlPlease don't scare them!
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    11 months ago

    We aren’t unitist when it comes to naming ammo. Half (ratio pulled from my ass) gets named based on US Customary units and half on Metric units. Most calibers get named in whatever unit sounds coolest. Seven point six two PRC (or any variation of the 7.62 verbalization) doesn’t have the same ring or implied power as three hundred PRC.