ephemeral [any]

it is a joke

they would re-train their Seattle-area workforce to keep politics away from teddy bears

that is precisely what the employee was doing

yeah but she’s a conservative so she’s culturally at least one generation behind normal people

yeah sure why not

He was previously arrested in 2012 for drug possession, which led police to confiscate his computer and find indecent images of children on the device.

wow I didn’t know this detail, they really searched his computer becuase of drug possession? I mean it’s good he was caught obviously but still

his dad

Mikhaila Peterson transmasc icon??

Their tea is piss water

yeah that’s why he had to douse it in a shitload of honey

Michigan lawmakers belong in a wood chipper

South Park writers: well now what the fuck are we gonna do?

from the director of Pirates of the Caribbean 5 and Maleficent 2

admittedly I don’t cook breakfast on workdays either, because I’m so not-a-morning-person that I have very little appetite. but personally there’s nothing I want to deal with less than a fast food drive thru line, and I’m not trying to start my work day feeling sick to my stomach. I just eat a banana and maybe like a granola bar

I feel like people who say any fast food breakfast is good have never cooked a meal in their lives. you can easily make way better versions of all that shit for a fraction of the cost at home

I just bought a pack of frozen hash browns from the grocery store and it was $4 for 10 of them. much better than mcdonalds ones and not greasy

granted I had to endure the laborious task of heating them up for 15 whole minutes in the air fryer

let’s see a chart of the prices of various mcdonalds items over the past 5-10 years. fast food inflation has gotten totally out of control. not that anyone should be eating that slop anyways

crank up the moss for me, will ya

for November the theme is “just to feel”

The Power of the Dog

The Sisters Brothers

watched both of these in a group setting and they absolutely killed. both happen to be westerns

oh so we’re naming concentration camps like they’re Harry Potter characters now, very cool

pederast

*pedophile. a lot of people make this mistake but “pederasty” is an archaic term that refers to men who sexually abuse young boys in particular - a distinction without a difference, but since Trump’s pedophilia is seemingly directed at girls it’s not really accurate here

no they realize that he’s a piece of shit - that’s what they like about him, because they’re also pieces of shit

“80% drop from its debut”

not too surprising, you’re either gonna see a fantastic four movie on opening weekend, or not at all