Is one of them sporting a handlebar Hitler 'stache?

They want to feel you from the inside

Put those two in a room with no microphones, no cameras, and no expectations, and I’m sure they’d be all over each other like some amped-up bunnies. And the world would be a better place for them embracing their feelings instead of redirecting it as hate towards unrelated parties.

Without having billions of dollars?! That’s illegal!

They’ll sell it as an improvement to agriculture, a safety feature, or even extended solar energy. They’ll use it as a giant magnifying glass to remotely incinerate anyone they dislike without using additional fuel.

And then they’ll still argue that solar energy is less efficient than “coal and oil make big boom.”

Big if true

Welcome to Costco

Fake it once, can’t get faked again

Quick, bind me to the mast! No, it’s not “a sex thing,” you’re gross for even saying that. Just to prove it, twist my nipples really hard, and if I seem at all turned on, then call me a bad boy and spank me. Ew, no, that’s just your dirty mind making things up. Maybe I should be the one spanking you.

The Terminators are the real problem. Skynet is just an innocent bystander. Really, they’re on the people’s side. You can tell because they changed their logo to the “All Lives Matter” flag after the incredibly unfortunate and tragic death of Kyle Reese.

Son of Sam entered the chat

Yes, but only if you’re rich enough. Corporations and billionaires are the people, AKA proletarians. Everyone who works for a living is a corporate asset, AKA the means of production.

MAGA ensures that the proletariat maintains a death-grip on the means of production. And enforces a regulatory climate that prevents the means of production from creating expensive bottlenecks such as achieving autonomy or declaring ownership of oneself.

I dunno, I’m attracted to personalities.

Buy me a jet! To fight communism

Fund my next island! To fight communism

Pay for my human trafficking! To fight communism

Cover up my crimes! To fight communism

Aw shit trumporrhea I didn’t even notice

Diarrhea cuz no peena?

Take only Fartographs. Leave only Donarrhea.

Good thing children follow directions and are so bad with technology. This plan is foolproof!

or a 1 hour soap after boiling

That’s what cilantro is for

I thought they were for o-rings to support combustion with intense compression