3. Spirit, guts, or courage

I don’t give a fuck. Take 'em when I go, if you want. I doubt they’ll be any good, but recycling’s ‘in’ these days, so …

Grit?

But … Republicans are racist. At least, against anyone who isn’t white. And even the white ones don’t like each other that much!

From the looks of that photo, even he’s saying, “Hooray!”

B-but … who will use his mouth to warm Trump’s nutsack now?

“Fancy going down to ‘Erik’s Cock’ tonight?”

Just like climate change. It’s happening because you didn’t recycle that can, not because of the hundreds of open cut mines approved by bribed politicians.

Nothing quite like the twist of a good knob.

Explosive diarrhoea for their customers has been just fine since the chain opened. But when it’s suddenly caused by a parasite? Well, then, everyone loses their minds!

Palantir can still access the data.

Can’t win because you’re shit? Cheat.

• Republican Party Saying

I … I kind of want to see a photo comic in the style above, exploring the life and times of this creature now.

Vandals! Stealing the algae and water! Arrest them! 100 years in prison!

Time to introduce a new generation to a classic

My God. Did … did they at least manage to save the penis?

KNEEL BEFORE THE POO KING!

Why did she use a piece of paper, though? Why not simply go ‘hnnrgh’ through sewn lips, and credit the people in the shop with enough intelligence to figure out her lips were sewn shut, and that there was the slight possibility she might need help?

I mean, I applaud them jamming Starlink, because it’ll piss off Musk, but I’m barracking for Ukraine in the long run.

gasp No! You can’t trust anyone these days! The world’s gone to pot!