The guys on the top have their d4s the correct way, and the people on the bottom are heathens that deserve death

10/10 for their marketing team honestly

Same, but fluttermice is too adorable

That’s a substantially better name

Hey now, give them some credit! Alabama is worse!

Thank you!

Not D&D, but Pathfinder -

My drow girl is the bastard daughter of the previous Emporer and a local prostitute. While her mother was made to disappear once my birth was discovered, the Empress was merciful to me and allowed me to live and train as a soldier, as long as I agreed to forsake any claims to any lands or titles. I accelled in training.

200 years later, she’s now the former captain of the empire’s army and former personal protector and basically older sister/ mother figure of the now-empress. Once while out in secret with the then princess, she fought off assassins that tried to kill the princess. She was successful, but took near mortal wounds in the process. Thanks to being so high ranking, she was immediately given the best care one can receive, though she was still left wounded enough that she would need time to fully recover, and was to spend a few weeks in a hospital in town.

Meanwhile, another player’s character, whose role in society is to provide mercy to those suffering, came into the same hospital. He was there to give a merciful end to someone else, but due to some sort of mix up in paperwork, he ended up killing me instead while I slept.

My character’s soul was pissed. She had survived over 200 years of combat and assassination attempts (elves) just to get killed by some low ranking priest that made a mistake. So, some entity that was holding my soul offered me a deal - agree to kill the priest who killed me and I’d be resurrected. I agreed.

She returned in her coffin in a mausoleum outside the city, already having started decaying, though it seemed to be stable. When she return****ed to the palace, they denied her entry, not believing her story due to me having been dead for 6 months. So, I decided to start investigating the priest, who had been let go once it was made clear that an honest mistake had been made. Turns out he was nearly across the continent on his mission trip, so my penniless character lived out in the woods, made friends with a bear, and waited 8 years for the priest to return.

Once he did, I sat down and forced him to talk. 8 years having passed, she found difficulty in remaining as angry as she had before, and something in her snapped. She decided to forsake the deal she had made, instead making a rash decision to instead help her murderer in his mission.

Almost immediately, she began rotting again. We start the campaign in a few weeks after having wrapped up one that went for 5 and a half years last week!

Hope that all made sense. It’s hard to summarize the like 7 pages of lore I sent my DM into a single comment.

Then they shouldn’t be voting for the Republican party, cause it’s filled to the brim with pedos and pedo protectors

He died last year, so he’s probably a senator now

I’d uh… I’d read up on him before calling him that

In 2023 the true crime author Mark Dapin published a biography of Karlson titled Carnage: A Succulent Chinese Meal, Mr. Rent-a-Kill and the Australian Manson Murders that also explores his connections to other criminals.[7][27] The book also revealed that Karlson was an admirer of Adolf Hitler and Nazism, and that on at least one occasion he threw a party at his home to celebrate Hitler’s birthday.[

Meanwhile we have busses that don’t always go anywhere close to everyone’s houses (or if they do, they may take multiple hours to get there after dropping off a hundred other kids), almost non-existent sidewalks in most suburbs, dumbasses who don’t watch for people on bikes, and a court system that’s regularly faulted the person on the bike for getting hit.

Greatest country!

Also, at least where I live, you have to have prior permission to ride the bus. Your parent is going to be late picking you up? Guess you’re waiting outside cause they didn’t pre sign the permission slip!

An AWS employee, I see

I mean, even for your average commercial app, that’s an absolutely insane rate. I’m betting it keeps retrying whenever it fails or something

Yup, Marxist-Leninist.

Unfortunately it’s also home to the largest OSS communities

Oh my God I didn’t even notice that… Wtf

Thanks I love it

Fuckin oof

Ah yes, the male version of Totally Spies

What allergies do you get from the birch family? Any food allergies or just burch trees?

We call it a breeder fetish cause it’s a word they might be able to actually spell