And literally die to the tutorial boss.

Sure, but also, he was always a fucking idiot. He’s never been smart,even by average idiot American standards.

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I went to a guillotine demonstration last Tuesday.

Not metaphorical. An actual guillotine. At a pop-up installation in Williamsburg called “Eat The Rich Experience” where you paid $45 to watch a mannequin in a top hat get beheaded while sipping oat milk lattes.

Let me be clear. I am not here to debate the French Revolution.

I am here to talk about the fact that the guillotine was literally invented as a democratic equalizer. Dr. Guillotin’s whole pitch to the National Assembly in 1789 was that death should be the same for everyone. Rich, poor, noble, peasant. One blade. No exceptions.

And somehow we have taken this profoundly egalitarian technology and turned it into a $45 artisanal experience for people who own multiple Patagonia vests.

This is what happens when even our symbols of wealth redistribution get captured by wealth.

The real problem is not billionaires. The real problem is that we cannot even threaten billionaires without someone monetizing the threat and selling it back to us at a markup.

Your righteous fury should not have to come with a QR code for a tip.

Robespierre did not accept Venmo.

Here is what nobody is saying: the guillotine for the rich has become a gift shop.

And the rich are running the gift shop.

I am done.

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The world wants to see this man put in harms way.

The world would like to see him erased from existence.

The world wants to mock this man.

I understand your point and meaning, but at this point, trump’s downfall is world news, and everyone is interested, because the world hates this man more than anything since Hitler rose to power.

Innocent until proven guilty comes with a skin color and bank account requirement.

Technically, he was correct when he said less than an eighth. It was far, far, far less than an eighth, but thread OP was technically correct…

Does spitting fire as truth have a right to our memes?

Read “The Brothers”, about John Foster and Alan Dulles.

This has everything you need to know about why you, if you’re an American, think the things you do.

No, if you’re being generous, you might explain it as him thinking the loyalty cards people scan are I’d cards.

In other news: Water is wet.

And people will now debate whether water can actually be wet or not.

Is Bart supposed to be the establishment dems? If so, fuck them, no sympathy. Poor use of a meme, but I still upvote it because reasons.

It’d be a red sauce, no?

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You’re incredibly ignorant of world history. You think watching saving private Ryan and the band of brothers means you understand what happened in WW2, instead of realizing you saw a highly propagandized and tiny sliver of an incredibly complex and long running system that led to concentration camps executing Jews and other “undesirables”, which they didn’t do for roughly 4 years.

The first thing they did was round them up in German Deportation camps and started deporting them to countries that would take them.

When countries stopped accepting their deportations without Germany paying them a fee to do it, Germany decided to save money and spend it instead on their war machine across europe.

So then what to do about all the people costing them money to keep or send out?

Well, they decided it would be cheaper to experiment on them and execute them, and they could use the money from keeping them alive to keep building their military.

Which is what they did.

But you’re not going to read that and care, because you’ve shown you’re so entrenched with your ignorance that you’d rather show your full, unwashed ass in public on this thread, than admit you actually don’t know shit about shit.

Holy shit, there’s no way you’re actually this dumb haha. You’re definitely a troll.

They’re like 4 for 5 dollars.

As Lewis Black once said (kinda): It has to be a hatred of dinosaurs. It’s the only thing that makes this joke work.

Don’t go giving them ideas.

But for how long, and with how many plates requiring constant angular momentum at the precise velocity to prevent a chain reaction?

That’s correct, yeah, my apologies. I conflated it with supermassive stars/suns to make a point and didn’t clarify that it wont be happening to our sun, in particular.

Thank you for the correction.