I don’t want to be that guy, but why use Windows at that point?

Probably easier than ever

Ah yes, the four cornerstones of dystopian fiction: 1984, Brave New World, Idiocracy, and Hunger Games

I’ve always been impressed when my dreams are able to time the end with my alarm clock. It’s like my brain knows it’s about to go off.

I feel like this shit could legitimately lead to the downfall of modern society. If it hasn’t already.

For sure… Though I’ve recently found out that the medicine works, but I hate the way it makes me feel and I’d rather have zero executive functioning than to take it every day.

long-standing

Understatement of the century. This concept pre-dates the Magna Carta

Policy shapes biology which shapes culture which shapes policy. A vicious cycle that we can only break once we recognize it.

It’s even more difficult when you have people who are purposely exploiting that cycle for nefarious reasons.

Yeah, I grew up with a close relative that was diagnosed with ADHD, and I assumed I didn’t have it since I lacked the “hyperactive” part that I saw all the time with them.

Turns out the ‘H’ isn’t always referring to physical hyperactivity…

Goddammit. I wish I would have known this shit was ADHD before like… last year

Edit: And I wish I didn’t have to find out through fucking memes lol

Cool

and now we gotta look like bad guys for caring more about all of society than just ourselves.

Fucking for real. It’s brutal.

I mean, come on… Even MAGA people have to see a chart like that and laugh at the obvious bullshit. Right? RIGHT??

E. Jean Carroll sued Trump in civil court for rape, and won.

He lost the rape case, but it was a civil case so well done. We’re all impressed with your pedantry.

I read this comment as Judy Gemstone

Fitter, healthier and more productive

A pig

In a cage

On antibiotics

“Song”

No I stimulate GLP-1 the good old fashioned way, by eating a balanced diet.

So smug…

I just assumed that it was part of the original joke…