No, we can’t. Try it, and see how that works out for you.

Well, go to South America then, because the shit Americans are doing is basically baby laxative.

Well, as someone who also had adhd (and has snarfed my fair share of rails), coke has the same effect. I could do a fat line and then go straight to sleep.

Yet, Americans are happily corralled here…instead of burning shit down in the streets until it changes.

Hot take: Y’all deserve this.

America has become the land of the fee and the home of the slave. The world used to look up to America. WTF happened? Why do you all suck so much now? Grow some balls, or do you just put them on your lifted trucks?

Dude…have you had a Monster? Those things are basically liquid cocaine.

When i got my N64, i got Zelda OoT…and then it was my GF who kept harping at me to turn it off.

I don’t think i really got into gaming until i stumbled upon Subnautica in my 40s. Wow. The creative mode in that game is like a SCUBA vacation.

My Atari 2600 that i got for xmas from my grandparents when i was 11. I loved it, but my stepdad monopolized it and rarely let me play it. Him and my mom made a rule in our house that we weren’t ever allowed to play videogames, so they basically took it away from me, and only let me play for a few minutes a month. I didn’t really play videogames until i bought an N64 when i was in my 20s.

I was a gen-x free-range kid that wasn’t really allowed in the house until it got dark outside.

I met Dave Coulier (who this song is about) once, and he was one of the biggest pieces of human shit i’ve ever met…if not the biggest.

What an absolute asshole.

If a country with mandatory voting is stupid enough to vote in Scott Morrison…and they think Trump is toxic…he’s poison.

It’s almost like films can’t get made…without filmmakers. Nice to see the crew getting some, because none of it would exist without them.

I loved my Switch. My WiiU…not so much.

It’s not that we won’t…we can’t.

Bibi showed Trump all the blackmail he has on him in the Epstein Files, so Trump is just doing whatever Bibi wants. Israel is calling the shots here, not the US. Epstein and Maxwell did their jobs and now the US belongs to Israel.

It’s like a g-rated Rocky Horror Picture Show

In Canada we just reduced the gas tax, and oil companies have all kept the prices high to gouge customers. Nobody saves anything…corporations just make more $$$.

Because laws are only for the poor.

As long as Americans have stopped demanding the release of the Epstein Files, he is winning.

This is just late-stage capitalism in motion.

Because Americans are even dumber.

Must be stolen. No BMW owner would ever use those.