These should be reversed

House-Partner?

Every picture of this guys face feels like " I don’t know how I got here and i’m afraid to touch anything"

Isn’t it a thing where cancer survivors or family of cancer survivors run marathons?

So wouldn’t it make sense that a population that’s more prone to cancer, running marathons, would be more prone to cancerous anomalies than the general public?

How would the world react to Trump and Putin secretly being in a relationship? Like if a video leaked of Trump on his knees giving Putin a sloppy backstage of an event they were both at?

Came here for this

I assumed surviving doctors would do for people what they did for sawyer in lost.

Use what you can find to get as close as you can per eye.

Other than that, sucks to suck, And I say that as somebody who is both near sighted and far sighted.

Or the movie “snow white” hurt the movie “snow white” at the box office

If I owned a deli I would make this poster and put it up

It doesn’t have to be the owner, Just anybody who’s already inside the property needs to let them in.

So if they had a human as a partner who could go in first and then let them in, then they have nothing to worry about

Graduate early and then use my future knowledge to make a shit ton of money as early as I can, Then retire and finally relax for once in my two lives

Run around and climb shit?

I wouldn’t be arrested, but I’d definitely be on some watch lists

Someone should make a movie series of The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire

Omg, I read your comment and immediately rushed to my favorite website for that to make sure it was still up.

Our holy lady of the spoon is still safe

Fuck the Switch 2

The moment I found out you’re not actually buying the console, The console still belongs to nintendo, you’re just paying for the license to play it for a little while and it can be bricked at any time, i lost all respect for or urge to buy any nintendo products

We had this in texas but it’s illegal now.

I think it’s illegal in six other states too.

Reasons stated: Protect the economics of the cattle industry and to protect public health

No more beyond steak tips in my pasta, For the good of public health and to support the sale of real cow meat that I already never buy…

I love this idea but what if he was bernie sanders vice president first?

My biggest complaint for people saying sanders should be next is that I think he’s too old, But if john Stewart was his vice president I would love that idea. And then immediately follow up with two terms of Stewart

Pretty sure every alaskan ever would be against this

WTF is happening in the world rn? Why are all the right wingers taking control? I thought it was just the US going through a crazy-stupid phase