CHICAGO—Warning that the bizarre proportions of his physique and odd sheen of his skin were clear signs that something must be wrong, health experts from the American Medical Association recommended Friday that people do the exact opposite of whatever Simon Cowell has been doing to his body. “We are not sure what he’s doing, but […]
  • cybervseas@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    3 months ago

    So many upvotes and no comments because none of us know what to add to a perfect Onion article. It’s short and sweet, too.

  • paddirn@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    3 months ago

    https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrities/simon-cowell/

    After looking at more photos to see if I could find something worse than what was in the article, I noticed that he has the same weird smile in alot of his photos. It’s like he’s purposely just exposing his top teeth when he smiles. I’m assuming it’s a sort of “rehearsed” smile he can pull out whenever he needs to, because celebrities are just expected to be “on” all the time, but it looks weirder the more I look at it. I’m not entirely certain what a “normal” smile is supposed to look like, but that’s not it.