If it’s meat, looks like Rocky Mountain Oysters. Thought of this fine community the instant I saw it. Your guess is as good as mine. OP stated, ‘Good God !!! Please don’t tell me they’re some animal’s kidneys - that’s going too far , pizza explorers…… baaarf!!!’.
Please remove from internet.
This is how I imagine pizza would look like in a city run by Tolkien Orcs.
Looks like meat’s off the menu boys, but we’ve got this suspicious looking pizza
Grubwurst.
That’s like if Timon and Pumbaa managed to make a pizza.
Margherita al foetus
🎶 foetus in the morning, foetus in the evening, foetus at supper time… 🎶
Don’t worry about them being kidneys, they look more like rocky mountain oysters to me
Why are they so… moist!!!
They look like they’re still alive.
“There’s a parasite on that pizza. You should take a closer look”
That pizza looks like it would taste offal.
That was a gutsy joke
