It’s more Don’t Dead Open Inside than Aneurysm Posting, I feel.

Dammit… So close…

I am very anxious about blood draws. The flag is speaking to me.

Don’t save a life, Be afraid to give blood

That sounds like a warning.

I like to think the story behind this one is that it originally didn’t have the top right text. The put “be afraid” on a new line, it left a hole in the top right, so they filled it in without thinking.

Boom. This.

Just saw the community poster and remembered I never really mentioned @timenaan@lemmy.world for the creation of this community, whose comment on a post (first post on this community) is why I made this community.

Wait that tag didn’t work, how do I tag a user?

I shan’t not!

EDIT: I shannot?

Even if you go by the colors it doesn’t make sense. “Don’t be afraid to give… Save a Life… Blood”

What?

Fuckin vampire van

Passive-aggressive marketing.

transcript (manual):

DON’T SAVE A LIFE
BE AFRAID TO GIVE BLOOD