This one is quite old & good. I hope it is new for you.
I don’t have anyone else to blame, pls snd hlp
Technically the original said “you poor bastard”. But I guess that’s also technically a little sexist.
Sexist? Bastard isn’t gendered, right?
It isn’t? I thought bastard was an illegitimate son? So male by definition?
A quick search shows it’s just a person born out of wedlock. You might talk of ‘bastard sons’, and it’s probably more common to talk of the bastard sons since they’re the ones that might try to claim legitimacy and overthrow your ‘legitimate’ sons, but it seems to apply to both.
This is a favorite of mine, don’t know how old, but have a 15 year old YouTube link. It’s unfortunately in Norwegian, but maybe some of you are as well?
~1996, so ~27y. ago it was photocopied ++