Man, I feel old since I know what teletext is

I see your teletext Doom and raise you one Doom on Pregnancy Test

I didn’t know what teletext was so I saw this headline and thought they meant playing over teletype which I think would still be a cool idea. Imagine it manually printing out every frame of the game.

I instantly sent it to my mom. She’s been reading teletext news for years.

One day Doom will be able to run through carrier pigeons.

For the sheer “WTF” factor, that probably wins, but as a practical gaming method, it might be doable to play DRL rather than Doom itself.