Who would have thought?
Damn. Stabbing things hurts them? I’m just learning this now for the first time…
Today I Learned
I think further testing and study needs to occur to confirm this hypothesis. Step over here under my shiny testing instrument and I’ll record the results.
I know, definite some big if true level shit here.
Almost reminds me of when scientists had to explain to people that fish and crustaceans also feel pain.
Something really funny about needing a report to work that out.
“Surprisingly, when you stab someone with a sharp and pointy stick, it hurts quite a bit. Fascinating.”
Nobody could have predicted this.
TIL that being harpooned is painful and unpleasant.
Right?
Dear scientists, I too dislike being skewered with sharp pointy things. I also dislike getting perforated by sharp stabby things or punctured by fast metal things.
So we’re clear.
Do people mind being harpooned? Asking for a friend.
We can’t be sure until a government study tells us.
Unrelated I’m looking for volunteers in a government run experiment.
They should have done that for a loooooooong time now.
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Thus begins the beginnings of “We’re whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon!” Sorry, wrong community
I thought harpooning whales was an ancient relic of the past, not something we’re STILL fighting against in the 21st century. Oof.
Yea, its insane that its still going on.
Yeah, after this I think it’s just Norway and Japan. For some reason I figured Iceland would be the last holdout, but I was wrong.
How else do you propose we acquire delicious and non threatened minke whale meat?
It was also just a single company running a few extremely old ships. The guy who runs it must have had extreme pull to have lobbied for keeping whaling running for so long in the face of massive unpopularity.
Minke whale tastes absolutely fantastic though. Might miss it.
Maybe they noticed certain calico sea mammals have started fighting back
Wow, imagine that, other mammals and animals can feel pain. Who’d have thunk?
It’s incredible people have trouble understanding this.
Next study: mammals can have generational memory similar to corvids?
no fucking shit…
