Agent 747
Bravo
You’re hired. Report to Chicago on Monday.
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Only the Onion would write an article about the promotion of a corporate hitman/fixer after a Boeing whistleblower was just “suicided” IRL, and make it hilarious.
I freaking thought " of course". Reality has gotten so stupid I didn’t even think for a second this was fake.
Soon enough, Onion stories will start predicting the future
I think they actually did a few years ago. I don’t remember the article, but it might have been one about Bush Jr
I read the article they wrote like 15 years (or more) ago about the US sneaking out of Afghanistan in the middle of the night like a one-night stand. And then I read an article describing the actual occurrence when it happened and so many details were spot-on it was scary.
So dumb. The shareholders end up paying the costs for this.
The shareholders helped fund the murder of John Barnett.
I’m sure the ROI estimate checked out.
Is he the one who killed John Barnett?
Well, he could tell you . . . but then
Could it be an alter ego of Agent 47?
Come on man. That’s obviously the joke.
