Just to suck the life out of this (yet another) hilarious vignette, did you know, according to the data gathered by defenders.org, in the United States more people are killed by cows than wolves?! The UK-based theconversation.com has a webpage advising how to stay safe around a killer herd!
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Workers of The World…Relax!
!detroit@midwest.social ☆ !michigan@midwest.social ☆ !music@midwest.socialTheir K/D is atrocious though
There are roughly 28.2 million cows in the United States and 7500 wolves, most of which will never have any contact with humans.
No wonder there are so many fatalities, there are cows with guns.
Not super surprising considering the billions of interactions with cattle and people compared to maybe thousands (probably more like hundreds) with wolves