It’s been my desktop for 30+ years now. All in all, it works.

Yeah, well, we can’t all be expert mycologists.

Data → cloud

He’s a people person! he talks to people!

Send the Bomb Squad! A new report just dropped!

But it’s all in poetry, unfortunately.

Only tech people know about irc I suppose.

You try that once, but it doesn’t last.

We kind of still have IRC.

But that was before 2001, apparently.

Compiz I think.

Imgur.

No need to thank me.

They put out a lot of videos a few years ago… I don’t remember tickets being involved.

There’s some essential oils for that!

Here’s your password, remember to write it down on your password post-it!

All passwords longer than eight characters are silently truncated anyway.

Then you need to descale the kettle. Same difference.

but I like my job

What? But… how?

I suppose sometimes you just can’t wait.

The leg is the body’s radiator.