https://archive.org/details/SpyMagazine/Spy Magazine 1986-1998/1986/1986-10-OCT/mode/2up

In the 1980s, Trump always made Spy magazine’s “Top 10 Worst People, Places or Things” list. His one “mitigating factor” was always “at least he’s not in politics”.

There was a joke years ago about Ben and Jerry’s making chocolate-covered garlic ice cream called Boutros Boutros-Garlic. I don’t think anyone would get that now (in either sense of “get”).

This might help.

Black garlic is the next step in your evolution.

Since I’m usually just cooking for myself now, I halve the recipe but double the cloves. And sometimes change “cloves” to “heads”.

Yeah, it’s just their lebensraum, nothing to be concerned about at all.

What remains of my hair deserves a participation medal.

What language? Just curious. You can take the boy out of Anthropology, but you can’t take Anthropology out of the boy.

I got the moobs like Jagger.

Das ist der Witz.

With pages stuck together.

This is a terrible analogy. An entire generation felt bad when Old Yeller had to be put down.

You must not like life lol.

Agreed. I forgot to mention that it was really the mayo plus the lettuce that made it disgusting.

A restaurant near me used to offer a french toast BLT which was exactly what you think: a BLT using french toast instead of regular toasted bread. I thought it would be great but it was kind of disgusting, mainly because of the mayo. The sweetness of the french toast just did not go well with the mayonnaise taste and texture. But I do respect them for trying.

in his defense he literally was just an actor (for the most part)

An actor with Alzheimer’s for most of his second term, no less. He was definitely a piece of shit, but he was a piece of shit front man for a group of pieces of shit.

Fresh! I don’t grow that shit for no reason.

Lol it means he has the same problem with it that I did: there’s absolutely no random element to blame so when you lose you just fucking lose and that’s all there is to it. The other person’s brain just stepped on your brain and wiped it off on the curb.

I like to make half with paprika and half with diced chives, around Christmastime. I think that’s the only valid reason to not put paprika on them.

I might get some hate because I use spanish smoked paprika instead of the hungarian variety.

I’ve never even thought to buy pre-made deviled eggs. Never even seen them for sale, for that matter.

I might buy pre-boiled eggs in a pinch, though.