The OP marked this as satire. Leaving it up.

It actually is.

100% this.

Can you hit a tree with a rock while naked I’6m the programming language?

What’s wrong with Rust?

I mean, when you remove the toxicity, it’s a great single-player game.

Ignore the thousands of hours I have in the game.

While I appreciate your frustration regarding all the USA news, that’s the news that is posted to !news@lemmy.world

If you would like to see news from other nations in this FEDERATED community, feel free to post news from around the globe.

I wish you the best.

No idea. That’s why I’m impressed

What impressed me was the way they faked when the message was sent. It said the message was a week old.

Anyway…

I’m out of the loop. What’s with that comment?

We do allow [META] posts, when in good faith and on topic.

Allowing this to stay up.

I’m too thick skinned too let this get to me.

Having 5 kids will do that

Have fun.

I mean, we’re big boys, with our big boy pants and all!

Let’s see how they respond when they can’t unnerve us…

I agree. The mods here are idiots.

For example, we reversed this ban.

Please, make this. I have too many communities, or I would

You’re both wrong here. Stop, or you both get a vacation from this community.

You’re both wrong here. Stop, or you both get a vacation from this community.

“I never consent to searches”

“I don’t answer questions. Am I detained, or am I free to leave?”

My gut says he’s going to use the ethics in government act as an excuse to dump.

Oi