We’re not talking about cheap whores here though.

The female orgasm is a myth.

This is the kind of shower thought you have after slipping and hitting your head.

Is this a small government?

Have you ever used one to stoke a fire?

I think it’s funny.

Oh man I spent the time translating this peak of German humor.

I like mixing some milk into my crisps to make sogs.

This one and No Sleep 'til Hammersmith are some of my favorite albums.

I think charging and convicting politicians if they are criminals would be a good precedent.

I’d shop there for sure.

I’m gonna need more than three pixels to tell if these are the same person, boss.

I wonder if you can fell a tree with a shirt on too?

That’s why I drive a manual with no power steering, power brakes, ABS or traction control.

Manual windows and no power locking and I find power window wipers make this generation soft too.

It’s kind of a prude.

That wouldn’t stop me.

Thanks for flipping this over so we can read it.

Only people who disagree with me find me controversial.

What I know is he’s eighty-three.

I don’t think I’m a misogynist or a good representation of Lemmy as a whole.