I’m sorry

Ah, thanks!

Why is this post being downvoted? I think the author makes a fair argument.

Bin vor zwei Wochen auf Minze umgestiegen, es macht wirklich spaß!

Not a good day to have eyes

I just got a new work computer and finally made the jump to Linux. It’s been two weeks now and I just love it! So I guess what I’m trying to say is…

Laughs in Linux

Well, he’s gotta get the money from somewhere

Wenn du einen Ventilator hast, kühlt dich das schwitzen sogar ab!

Ich hasse es wenn leute (insbesondere frauen) ihre handbremse so schwach anziehen, dass man damit noch fahren kann, aber nicht fest genug angezogen ist, um das fahren oder weg rollen zu vermeiden

That’s what Euro is for

Upvote for username

The planet won’t die, but we will

To me it sounds like the marriage is over but not finalised legally yet.

We doing the bean thing again?

Sleep

I dunno… Facebook?

That’s why he wears a full body suit

Needs more pixels

Until you cut into multiple layers

Also starting each question with the upside down question mark so you know how to read it out loud properly.