I have a preferred brand. But let us not promote this bad habit please…

Oh shit, 1000%!

You just reminded me that I have a rubber mallet, that needs to go in the truck…

Fuel filter indeed is not cheap or easy to replace, not on a 96 Sonoma anyways. You either gotta drop the tank, or remove the pickup bed, to access the fuel pump, where the primary fuel sock filter is located.

Not easy or cheap to replace.

This is the Cat Distribution System™ working exactly as expected.

You have been adopted. Congrats on your new life manager 😺

Nobody ever robs the sperm bank…

You can tell this is fake.

It’s obvious, he’s not on a golf course.

No. You can have the flying shits, then you clean up and think you’re done, go walk back to the living room, only to realize you gotta go again, but next time is a 3 foot long solid log you wish you could have evacuated a month ago.

That was a glorious day! 💩

Coughing is unfortunately semi-regular for me, I’m a smoker (don’t smoke kids, also don’t smoke, kids).

I don’t have the organs to queef, unless that boil explodes…

I’m glad the mice have better healthcare than the humans. Fuck those goddamn pesky humans, AI and mice for the future!

/s

Odd that you would say that.

Many years ago, I realized that if I take a Vitamin B12 pill, well almost exactly 23 minutes later, I’ll get like all the reflexes simultaneously.

Burp, puke, hiccup, fart, sneeze (am I missing any?)

All at once, simultaneously. The sensations would only last about 20 seconds, but those are 20 seconds of things I’d rather not experience, so I no longer take Vitamin B12…

I love how they just lump sum pickup trucks as a whole category all their own, with no regard to how tall they are or what year they were made.

Our pickup truck from 1996 is about as tall as a modern sedan style passenger car. Park our truck next to a modern truck, and the modern truck’s fucking hood is taller than our entire vehicle!

Anyways, fuckall with the laser blinding headlights…

/rant

Smack the fuel tank half a dozen times with a sledge hammer, the fuel filter is probably clogged.

Can confirm, I just did this yesterday.

Once upon a time, Chevy, Ford, Honda, Isuzu, Nissan parts were all compatible.

Don’t ask how I know this, experience…

Digestion. That’s how our digestive system works, acid…

This is the only correct answer 👍

Fun fact I pulled out of my ass:

The plural of moose is meese.

Deff?

You spelled Jeff wrong…

Breasticles…

I know silly 😂

I know silly 😂