Eh, no thanks. I’ve been there, they help themselves plenty.

Make Chyyna Taiwan Again! Historical revisionism goes both ways, Xi!

Good news for mines and related facilities in the US that were effectively closed because they were “marginally profitable” or low yield. Let’s get that investment fired back up in Colorado and neighboring states! More jobs and trade schools, please, manufacturing is closing down, in spite of alleged “onshoring”. It’s not enough.

Even my dog doesn’t fling himself out of the bath tub with such reckless abandon.

Ah, thank you for the sauce

Here for this, go, Mechazilla, go!

I would like a much more plush chair, so I can stop typing, lean back and bring my fist to my mouth, Antonio Banderas-style. Pink adjustable cushioning with total customization.

Woe to the man who doesn’t like sweet tea! Great shall be her anguish!

At least 3% of GDP!

What the helliszat? Yelena’s prom picture?

Who’s Ghoul? I’d like to subscribe to his newsletter.

If the men don’t find you handsome, at least they’ll find you sociopathic.

You’re the pilot of the airwaves.

Which is more irritating to the owners of the North Sea right now: The North Sea or Russian destroyers?

My guy has a pack of cards taped to the back of his helmet. Thoughts? Favorite card game?

Skirts with pockets= world peace, prolly

That is a nice crosswalk, I was hoping the stripes would be painted in the shape of Starships. Missed opportunity!

Precious cinnamon roll.

He died in a plane bombing.

No, would you touch up the fig leaf on one of Michelangelo’s Davids?