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sag@lemm.ee to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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sag@lemm.ee to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Yeah let’s start teaching them lies straight away

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      Not like they wouldn’t learn anyways. Learning to lie is an important part in development.

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        Teaching them that lying is totally cool, even about seemingly important things (to the child, anyways) will only teach them wrong lessons about lying.

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          “Dad lied to me all the time. Now I’m politician!”

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        Not if you’re a Vulcan!

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      No Santa for your kids, I suppose

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        I’m not planning to teach my kid to believe in fairy tales.

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        Ideally not

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        santa is haram. Only jesus is allowed.

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