TehBamski@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 4 months agoShould we consider Jesus a zombie?message-squaremessage-square68fedilinkarrow-up1218arrow-down123file-text
arrow-up1195arrow-down1message-squareShould we consider Jesus a zombie?TehBamski@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square68fedilinkfile-text
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·4 months agoSo is the Spear of Destiny his phylactery?
minus-squareFondots@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·4 months agoHoly Grail feels more apt, vessel filled with his semi-literal blood sound phylactery-ish to me
minus-square𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·4 months agoAnd Liches hide them very well. No one’s ever found the holy Grail, so this tracks
minus-squareThavron@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoWhat do condoms have to do with anything?
minus-squareVindictiveJudge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·4 months agoHe’s clearly a divine soul sorcerer who went to zero HP one session, then remembered he had Unearthly Recovery the next session but had already rolled a new character.
minus-squareSteve@communick.newslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 months agoClassic Vodo zombies weren’t mindless eaters of brains. They were fully cognizant people raised to carry out someone’s will. That could apply.
minus-squares1ndr0m3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 months agoJesus raised Lazarus from the dead. So does that mean he was a lich before the crucifixion?
minus-squarehuginnlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·4 months agoGotta be a lich before you die or else you don’t come back
minus-squareskulblaka@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 months agoHe was a high level cleric, obviously.
minus-squareMindTraveller@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·4 months agoFake news. Jesus was a Revenant.
minus-squaretigeruppercut@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-24 months agoJesus went to hell and came back. He looks nothing like a hell revenant. Way fewer missiles, for one thing
So is the Spear of Destiny his phylactery?
Holy Grail feels more apt, vessel filled with his semi-literal blood sound phylactery-ish to me
And Liches hide them very well. No one’s ever found the holy Grail, so this tracks
What do condoms have to do with anything?
He’s clearly a divine soul sorcerer who went to zero HP one session, then remembered he had Unearthly Recovery the next session but had already rolled a new character.
Classic Vodo zombies weren’t mindless eaters of brains.
They were fully cognizant people raised to carry out someone’s will.
That could apply.
Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead. So does that mean he was a lich before the crucifixion?
Gotta be a lich before you die or else you don’t come back
Oooh, good point.
He was a high level cleric, obviously.
Fake news. Jesus was a Revenant.
Jesus went to hell and came back. He looks nothing like a hell revenant. Way fewer missiles, for one thing
Where phylactery?