Almost any adjective works. It’s the ‘you’ part that implies ire and intended denigration.
You incredible sock!
You blind carrot!
You empty bottle!
You missing tooth!
You complete thumb!
You glazed pie!
You stewed milk!
You wet sandwich!
You frosted toenail!
You waxy discharge!
You nauseous chifferobe!
Okay maybe not every one of them works but I think most of the time you can just put on a bad attitude and attach a adjective to an object to create some rare insults.
I think it works best with an adjective that has 3+ syllables. E.g.
You incorrigible turnip
You reprehensible teapot
You abominable spoon
You acephalous sandwich
Almost any adjective works. It’s the ‘you’ part that implies ire and intended denigration.
You incredible sock! You blind carrot! You empty bottle! You missing tooth! You complete thumb! You glazed pie! You stewed milk! You wet sandwich! You frosted toenail! You waxy discharge! You nauseous chifferobe!
Okay maybe not every one of them works but I think most of the time you can just put on a bad attitude and attach a adjective to an object to create some rare insults.
I think it works best with an adjective that has 3+ syllables. E.g. You incorrigible turnip You reprehensible teapot You abominable spoon You acephalous sandwich