[alt text: a photo of a statue of Mario in the process of sliding down a flagpole, as he commonly does at the end of Mario levels. The statue is placed in the video game section of a a supermarket. In front of the statue, there are multiple human hands holding up wads of US dollar bills towards Mario.]
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Sometimes they publish a masterpiece that really pushes the hardware limits, sometimes they publish a shitty lazy unimaginative port of a port
In both cases they sell millions of copies
Not hard to push hardware limits, when your hardware is as limited as theirs
can’t wait to run an emulated copy of “new new super mario bros wii u deluxe switch 2 edition” on my pc
multiple human hands
It wasn’t weird until you specified human
You never know with Nintendo. Don’t forget that Mario lives in a world where humans look like this:
So then…what is Mario?
100% of this post was clearly AI generated slop.
