One of the best jobs I’ve ever had was a trolley collector. It was a company contracted to work for the chain stores, so I didn’t work for the stores I collected carts for.

I’d show up, do about 45 minutes of exercise hauling the carts around, then I’d sit in my car and play on my phone or read a book. Or, hell, even just leave. I’d have 6 hour shifts but trust me when I say the trolleys don’t need 6 hours of supervision. I’d often get away with one collection in the morning, coming back for a collection in the afternoon, then peace out.

Anyway, best of luck with your new job comrade, I hope the freedom makes the lack of decent pay worthwhile. It definitely did for me.

If you climb high enough on the corpo ladder, you eventually can sneak into a bullshit job where you have mostly idle time and can play games and stuff and get paid a lot more than people that actually have to toil.

Hell yeah! I also work a job with multi hour long stretches of downtime, the difference feom most places is they literally do not give a fuck about you just chilling and don’t give out busy work, so long as the work gets done. Sometimes my stupid puritan brain programming makes me feel lazy, but then I remember this could literally be the reality for like every person on the planet in a just world.

before you know it your job will be debating campus protests and defending investments on israel 😔