Happy Sunday everyone. Hope everyone has had a refreshing weekend. I have been playing minecraft and Disco Elysium this past week.
Happy Sunday everyone. Hope everyone has had a refreshing weekend. I have been playing minecraft and Disco Elysium this past week.
Finished Metaphor demo, now I’m having an internal struggle session over if I should buy it or not, because it’s so fucking expensive. The closest is probably Super Mario Galaxy 2 at launch price, but I don’t think I’ve ever spent this much money on a game. But the story has drawn me in like nothing has in a while. But the swimsuit fairy character is cringe and keeps reminding me that I’m not a cis man
by throwing out lines like “I’m not nagging but…” 
But I’m excited to take down the weapons manufacturers that test their igniters on minorities. But the way any good quality in a person gets labeled as “royal” or “noble” makes it feel like an exercise in commie-washing the west european ruling class, which is mega cringe, not to mention the importance of the “royal bloodline” (so far in the story at least). But I wanna level up the cool warframes by going on dungeon romps with my pals. But the next big fight after the demo is an EVIL gender non-conforming character 
. But the writing just feels like it has a lot of heart to it, it keeps making me tear up from the smallest cute moments of comradery. But, I’m just being sold a really elaborate interactive anti-capitalism adventure experience aren’t I?
Anyway we’ll see where I fall on that one.
Other than that I finished Wizorb and Toy Box Turbos recently after going through older games I haven’t tried in my steam library. Toy Box Turbos was ok. It was cool not having any licensed vehicles, but the vehicle choices that were there just give the biggest vibes
. There was a whole area themed after construction and featured almost exclusively (not) Caterpillar tractors, bulldozers and such. Just couldn’t stop thinking what depraved shit the IDF is doing with those vehicles, and then it turns out the final level of the area is called “WAR IS HELL” in which you have to take down a cis man 
in a bulldozer. I played that whole area using the combine harvester as a existentially “fun” challenge for myself.
Wizorb was good. I like bouncing the ball and making the little blocks disappear, good sounds. The art made me want to go back and play Dyna Blaster on DOS Box
I did the whacky and stupid thing which is buy a denuvo offline activation for five bucks from some russian site, which is not something I recommend, but I just can’t help myself when it comes to these games.
I do really like the game so far, but that could definitely change depending on how liberal brainwormed or generally idiotic the story turns out to be. Your motivation in this whole thing being to get the righteous heir (who also just happens to just be a nice guy who would do good for the kingdom and its people) onto the throne is already kinda iffy and the villains in this story being the most “villain who has good motivations but goes about it in ridiculously evil ways” they could possibly be doesn’t help matters either.
spoiler for plot points that happen right after the first dungeon so not that long after the demo ends
The whole question for a successor of the throne turning into a magic popularity contest with magic rules is just ridiculous. Like I get that this makes it easier to integrate it into the gameplay loop, but it betrays a critical lack of imagination, that they had to add what is basically one of those reality tv competition shows into their fantasy world (not to mention that Persona 5 already had a very similar mechanic). Like can you seriously not think of any other way to tell this story?
It does manage to get you out of the city and into the world fairly quickly after the first dungeon though and I could definitely imagine this game taking you on quite a large and eventful journey (which is exactly what I want out of a JRPG) and the vibes are just pretty damn cozy for the most part. Probably helps that the most basic mechanical pieces of these games just fit way better into a fantasy world than it ever did in the real-life-setting of Persona. Just having side dungeons with little stories to them that are actual places in the world instead of mementos or whatever the persona games before 5 had is a giant improvement.
spoiler for a basic gameplay mechanic the game introduces like 10 hours in
What did really rub me the wrong way though was that as soon as you step like a single step outside of the main city on your cool-ass-submarine-that-has-giant-monster-legs-that-walks-across-the-landscape, they introduce teleportation and fast-travel to the game. The game makes a huge deal about you leaving Maria behind in the city, all with you making big promises to return and to tell her about your journey, just for the game to basically go “oh also you can just immediately return to her in an instant with this magical fast travel mechanic”.
Like all the mechanics of the game feel almost perfectly set up for you to be able to get you that “big journey across the world” feeling: The calendar system actually turns the time spend on the road into a mechanical feature of the game, the social links you can bring with you on your runner can obviously develop quicker and deeper than those you have to leave behind and there is a really cozy feeling to being on the road, with nothing else to do but pass the time with your party. Introducing fast travel with absolutely no cost to this system so quickly just makes it feel like the designers gave up, didn’t feel like going all the way with it, or just felt convenience trumps all. I think it is a shame either way.
yeah, re: the magical gameshow - it was very boring and even yucky to put so much emphasis on “royal magic” that takes control of the destiny of the entire state, even in the physical absence of any royals. I guess it just felt so nonsensical, especially compared to some of the more grounded aspects of the writing that I was enjoying before that moment.
Big journey across the world with your pals does sound pretty great tbh. The fast travel thing does sound annoying, but I’m very used to ignoring the fast travel in games for the most part, just because I tend to enjoy it more that way, so maybe I could get away with doing that here as well.
I’ve had another look through my finances and there’s no way I can afford it this month, so I think I’ll just channel this energy into playing Yakuza Like a Dragon (which I got on a steep sale a while ago, and still haven’t given it a fair go), or FFVII. I’ll see maybe I pick up the “Golden” version a few years later and have a fun time with it. Or maybe I won’t give a shit by then, which is also cool.
Damn, someone else played this?
If you’re on the fence, just wait until it’s pirateable imo.
just warning everyone that metaphor will probably never get a crack in this decade unless we get like a miracle empress crack or something
not only is it denuvo but it’s Sega denuvo, they bought a perpetual license in the early days of denuvo so they don’t have to pay the subscription fee and ergo their games pretty much never remove denuvo, even their 5+ year old games and games that didn’t sell shit like sonic forces
best anyone can do is pray it gets an emulatable switch port like persona 5 did
Well shit
holy shit ignore what i said, some beautiful genius bastards went “wait, the demo doesn’t have denuvo, what if we just put the full fuckin game’s content files into the demo lmao” and it worked! they fucked up lmaooo rip bozos!!!
Good call, but I haven’t found a good place for pirating games for linux yet, so I’ve been spending money on steam