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Just woke up hungover and realized she forgot to take her makeup off last night
“I’m gettin’ too old for this…”
“Yes, I know the secrets.”
What are they?
" . . . "
Owl?
" . . . "
Ma’am?
*flies off*
Dangit!
It’d definitely mess with your head like that. I’m pretty sure it doesn’t even have a secret, it just wants you to think it does so it keeps you up at night wondering.
Or is that one of the secrets?!
We may never know . . .
Very mindful
That’s how they get so wise.
They won’t share that wisdom with you, they just like to hold it over us. 😖
