• stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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    18 hours ago

    Jedi:

        I can sense the future.
    

    Anakin:

       Really?! What are tomorrows lottery numbers?
    

    Jedi:

      Clouded is your destiny.
    

    Anakin:

      Oh, ok… why didn’t you guys know about that clone army?
    

    Jedi:

      Hmmm, unclear this is.
    

    Anakin:

       I see, so the reason you couldn’t tell me my mother was dying or what Count Dooku was up to, or me and Padme are married?
    

    Jedi:

       The dark side clouds everything.
    

    Anakin:

       Ok, how about this, you let me on the council or I tell the senate that the Jedi are a bunch of frauds.
    

    Jedi:

      You are on this council but we do not grant you the rank of master.
    
      • lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de
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        6 hours ago

        If you put things in triple backticks ```, it’s formatted as a code block

        Like this
        

        I believe you can specify a language for syntax highlighting at the start of the code block.

        SELECT * 
        FROM passwords
        WHERE storage_method = 'plaintext' 
        -- TODO rename storage method to something less obvious so the IT-Sec guys get off my case
        
        <p class="bold">Stop storing password in plain text, dammit</div>
        <!-- TODO clean up the tags so the linter stops complaining -->
        
        if (true) this.code.makeCringe(this.reader);
        else 
            { 
        throw new NullPointerException("Unreachable code"); }
        // Why, yes, I do love creating terrible code
        

        I don’t know what or how it guesses the language otherwise.

        if (highlighting == "Python"): 
          System.out.println("Wait, that's not a Python command");
          std::cout << "Also not Python"
          print("This one is")
        
        CASE highlighting 
          WHEN 'SQL' THEN 'I dont know any dialect-specific ways to check which one this is'
          WHEN 'sql' THEN 'Apparently its case-sensitive' 
          ELSE 'No clue' 
        END 
        
        (concatenate 'string "I can't be arsed to try everything I know" "So this will have to do")