• TheBananaKing@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    Only kind I go to these days.

    Super chill places. Utterly and completely un-sexual - and that’s the entire point.

    You can walk past someone with your balls waving in the breeze, and they don’t even blink. Someone can walk past you with their tits akimbo, and you don’t even blink. It’s a bit like seeing someone breastfeeeding their baby: yeah, boobs are great, but we’re not doing that right now. And that’s just a really comfy headspace to be in.

    Yes, there’s going to be old people. Excellent. 85yo woman pottering around stark naked, living her best life and not giving one single shit about anything. Fuck yeah, you go girl, that’s awesome.

    If you want to ogle people, there’s the internet. If you want to take the day off from playing the game at all, go to a nude beach.

    And of course, swimming naked is just stupidly better than swimming in clothes. Imagine if you’d been showering with your socks on all your life, and finally got to try it without. You’d never want to go back, would you?