• werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    Would you like a stroke?

    Say what?

    Would you like a pizza with a side of stroke hun?

    Nah, but can I get it will a double pounder heart attack? And a side of diarrhea? I’m trying to keep my height to weight ratio.