And then he got hit by a Javelin missile.

Ah, perfection. The horizontal stripes will remind criminals of prison bars, which is what they’ll see next. The red cape will enrage them and like bulls, they will charge forward into defeat. And finally, yellow rubbly gloves will strike terror into their hearts as they are reminded of their dear mothers and the shame they’ve brought to them from a life of crime!

And now for my weapon of justice, a sack with a dollar sign painted on it!

“On this day, HOT LEGS – Master Crimefighter is born!”

A few days later: Robble Robble!