The App Box?

This hurts to read because it is so accurate.

Not unique, unfortunately, but very common.

I think making your children live on the balcony might be illegal.

He’ll be a Republican senator in no time.

This is the dumbest rebranding ever. If I tried really hard to make it as dumb as possible, I’d still not be able to come up with such a horrendously bad idea.

Papa Putin will be very pleased.

And today the Netherlands are one of the richest and most democratic countries in the world. Makes you think, doesn’t it?

He’s always been good at fucking up everything he touches.

I hope you didn’t forget to rewind them!

We’re about to lose our scientific knowledge to stupidity and barbarism too. History keeps repeating.

They want to get lied to.

…siding with “mass murderers, rapists, baby killers and kidnappers”.

Takes one to know one, eh?

Damn! You got me!

For the majority of human history we didn’t have cars.

It would so delicious to see them find out that all their bunkers bought them is a few more days. But we’ll all be dead by then.

So now we know how it happened.

In German we have a word for it: sozialverträgliches Frühableben

I say, old sport! Those savages from the colonies just have no culture!

TBH, I have absolutely no idea about cricket either.

Kakistocracy at its finest.