Researchers found low concentrations of so-called forever chemicals in various “eco-friendly” straws, raising doubts about whether they’re an appropriate alternative.
I have a theory which is: just fuck straws
There are a lot of disabled people who really need them, though.
That’s reasonable, but I imagine far more than 90% of straws dispensed are to people who don’t physically require a straw.
Is the straw the top or the bottom in this theory?
Either! Whatever works for you.
You try drinking boba from the top of the cup, smart guy.
How about a spoon? Anyway, I would speculate that boba straws constitute a very small portion of straws used.
And straws account for very little of the petroleum use and plastic waste in the world, yet here we are.
Can’t win for losing, I swear.
It’s almost like the people in charge of making these policies don’t do any research into the matter before making their decisions.
What a fucking shock
