• Malle_Yeno@pawb.social
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    21 minutes ago

    The number of times I’ve gotten fast food sandwiches with like the paper wrapping, and I look down and see a little bite mark on the wrapping?

    Let’s just say I’m good on fibre

  • pewpew
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    7 hours ago

    One day I was about to eat my finger because it was too cold outside and I couldn’t tell it apart of the salami I was eating

  • Chip_Rat@lemmy.world
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    20 hours ago

    I was rushing to a class I was instructing and grabbed a street hot dog on the way, wolfing a few bites on route. As I entered the class in the nick of time I was greeted by my lovely peers/students, and they got settled as I finished chewing, threw my stuff down and started setting up. I glanced at my half eaten hot dog, remorseful that the rest would have to wait and be eaten cold, and noticed I’d been eatting the napkin too. I glanced up and at least one other person had noticed and was giggling.