Three-day weekends pretty please
I have added an eighth day to the week.
I’m willing to settle for that.
Functionally similar
:<
does this mean years are longer too or do we only have 45-46 weeks per year now?
Honestly, that’d work.
gestures around broadly Can you do anything about this?
What, like, you want more of it?
“Reality is a one-trick pony. You only get one trick: rational thought, but when you’re good and crazy, the sky’s the limit!” - The Tick
Remove all fascists in a way that they deserve
Id prefer a dr strange style memory wipe, of the entire concept
One downvote, please
Edit: this is fucking bullshit…
Australian downvote.
Yeah I’ll have a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sir. You are holding up the drive through.
Chicken enchirito
Annnnd theeennnnnn???
Combo or by itself?
For all of us to have a good day tomorrow
Empathy for everyone, without the ability to suppress it using drugs.
You’re going to need to be VERY specific about how much empathy a person can feel, or else being in a crowd will cripple someone, and doctors would never be able to perform emergency surgery or help a woman give birth. Orgasms would be fantastic though!
Ah yes, good thing I’m good at being specific, when I put myself to it. But good catch!
I want a buttplug that’s programmed to win the next elections.
this was the best and worst thing I’ve read all day
Can you pick up some frozen peas?
Could we add a magic system? Like the kind that will just fuck everything up, and brings enormous health benefits as you improve
Get me a big tiddy goth girlfriend?
Can you cure my depression
Yea, cure this guy’s depression
Some potato chips.
A pack of condoms and, uh… What was it that I used to eat all the time back in the day? Oh yeah, some pussy.
I don’t think they’re allowed to sell that any more
I see you used to buy “hare” meat in medieval times
