When all you want is some food, and suddenly get fondled by a naked turtle
Say Pizza to Drugs, Say No to Yes.
But heavy on the cocaine, please.
If crack, smack, and angel dust are toppings, it may be a good idea to go to a different pizzeria.
Hold on, I want to hear the other toppings first.
Could I get a large anchovy and acid pizza with both kinds of mushrooms
“I’m so sorry, but spittingimage ODed on pizza. There was nothing we could do.”
CiCi’s got wild in the 1990s.
What a bunch of squares. Order me the $500 Hot’n’Oxy.
I understood this reference!
What reference? I’m an addict.
Mushrooms, yes.
A little acid, if you must
And sprinkle on some angel dust
This guy gets it
Say Pizza to Drugs!
“Say no to yes!”
He didn’t mention cocaine, weed, or psychedelics… read between the lines
That waitress though. Cowabunga!
I do also prefer my pizza WITHOUT cocaine
“- all this pizza, I’m finna bust!”
I remember having this.
